Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey - Paul & Linda McCartney (1971)

We're so sorry, Uncle Albert

We're so sorry if we caused you any pain

We're so sorry Uncle Albert,

But there's no one left at home

And I believe I'm gonna rain

We're so sorry but we haven't heard a thing all day

We're so sorry, Uncle Albert

But if anything should happen well be sure to give a ring

We're so sorry, Uncle Albert,

But we haven't done a bloody thing all day

We're so sorry, Uncle Albert,

But the kettles on the boil and we're so easily called away

Hands across the water. (Water)

Heads across the sky (X2)

Admiral Halsey notified me,

He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea.

I had another look and I had a cup of tea and butter pie

(Butter Pie?)(The Butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie.)

Hands across the water. (Water)

Heads across the sky (X2)

Live a little be a gypsy, get around. (Get around)

Get your feet up off the ground,

Live a little, get around (X2)

Hands across the water. (Water)

Heads across the sky (X2)